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About the Author: This author has had his fair share of success as an unpopular editor of a widely read yet hated periodical named NINE in his post graduate days. The author, over a period of time, has developed mastery over the tact of using at least three times as many words as compared to the number of words required to express something. The tact although difficult to develop has been mastered by the author through consistent practice both in speech and in the written word. Author's sense of humor although, questioned for its very existence by a majority of the mankind has some serious fans. Author specializes in making divisive speeches, hate accounts, critical analyses and misquoting facts. Author's interest in creative writing is zilch and he uses it just as a probable tool to make money in future through ads. The author is shameless enough to urge all the readers of his blog to click on the ads that are displayed in the blog area. Despite all the shortcomings, the writings of the author can be addictive and the general public is adviced to monitor and control its exposure to views and opinions (if any) expressed in this blog. This blog is supposed to be nothing more than a dump for high end spiritualistic and social gyan which is good for nothing. So read at your own risk!

As I don't know for exactly which segment of readers this blog is, I think I must tell at the outset who this blog is not for. This way one can save a lot of one's precious time. I don't know whether your time is really precious if you choose to read what I am going to publish. Nevertheless , please ensure that you don't belong to any of the following classes , before you embark on this roller coaster ,roller coaster -as the quality of this blog is liable to detariorate and suddenly improve intermittently over a period of time, ride.

This blog is not for you if:

1. You think that you are a better writer than the author. If you really think so then better concentrate on your own blog and make a name for yourself, don't waste time here reading substandard stuff.
2. You think that the author should care for your opinion and/or your patience. This author has a proven track record of exceeding all expectations, especially in terms of lenghts of speech, writings so don't expect the blog posts to be short and sweet.
3. You think that you'd get something to learn by reading this blog. This blog is written for the pleasure of the author and not with the readers in mind. If the readers are pleased in the process it is great, if not at least someone is happy!
4. You expect the blog to be updated regularly. The author is not a jobless 'Lukkha' like you who has nothing to do except reading useless blogs. Author is often busy thinking about ways to improve the lives of the billions of people who constitute the mankind and very seldom gets the time to express his opinion so don't be surprised if the next post doesn't get published till diwali.
5. You are well settled person in life. If you really are well settled in your life then bloody go and enjoy it. Why the hell waste time here reading non-sensical stuff.
6. You think that the author should stop all his literary activities and concentrate on something important in life. The author already has vast experiance in wasting time (Author has wasted around 10 years of his life indulging in unproductive activities till date) and he is just leveraging his core competancies. You have no right to try to change the ways of the author. The author is an adult who deserves to live his life his way.
7. You are someone who will just read the blog and not comment on it. The author, despite being an aggressive speaker and an extremely poor listener, believes in dialog in principle. Author hates passive attitude when it comes to important things in life. As this blog is an important thing in life, the author expects you to express your critical views, differneces in opinions and remarks offering support and encouragement freely. Those found guilty of just passively reading the posts and not clicking on ads and/or commenting run the risk of being debarred from having access to this prophetic prophecies by the author.

The list of this rules is liable to change from time to time without any prior notice. Readers are expected to be mature and expressive. No queries about personal life of the author including proposals for matrimony will be entertained on the blog.

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Till the next time .. rememeber these rules!